Purging And The Problem With Keys

I have been feeling the need to purge lately.  My drawers, closets, cabinets, and garages have become stifling to me with their overflowing stuff.  I tend to be a junker and I can always see a possible use for most things.  It is great to be that way except that the "good junk" can overflow to the point of too much.

I tend to get into these purging moods a couple times a year and I have to take the moment and go with it.  I hate throwing things away except when I get into these moods.  I much prefer to give things away.  The problem with that is that there is not always someone available to take your good junk off your hands.

Today, I am beyond finding a new owner.  I am ready to just get it cleaned out.  "This is getting ridiculous!" I say as I begin to sort through my top nightstand drawer.  "How many pens do I need?"  "Why do I keep this stuff?"  "What is my deal with these little glass jars?" "And then these keys!"  "What do they even go to?"  "Why do I have these keys?" "I should just throw these away, I don't have a clue what they go to."...time passes... "Well, they do say, duplication prohibited."  Maybe I should keep them just in case I need them...