Mom's Sayings Otherwise Known as Momisms

I should have probably done this post for Mother's Day but I didn't think of it soon enough.  My mom has quite a few momisms or sayings in our family.  I thought I would share some of the things I remember her saying and found myself saying to my own kids.  Isn't it funny how we turn into our moms?  I can't think of anyone I would rather be like!  I am blessed to have such a great mom!  I wonder how long it will be before my daughters are hearing me come out of their moths too?
Momisms otherwise known as mom's sayings.

  1. Just wait till your Dad gets home!
  2. Go ask your Dad.
  3. Because I said so!
  4. Look at me when I am talking
  5. So it's raining, you won't melt.
  6. What did I say the first time?
  7. Don't you get smart with me.
  8. Stop back talking me.
  9. I'm not feeding the neighborhood.
  10. You aren't going out dressed like that!
  11. Don't eat that it might give you worms.
  12. Wear clean underwear because you never know when you might have an accident.
  13. Don't sit so close to the TV it isn't good for your eyes.
  14. Don't talk with your mouth full.
  15. If you don't stop eating that you are going to get fat.
  16. Go play! (usually when she wanted to talk to someone visiting)
  17. I said go tell them not yell at them from here.
  18. I said close the door.
  19. I don't care what everyone else is doing!
  20. If everyone else jumps off a cliff are you going to jump off too?
  21. I don't care who started it, I said stop!
  22. If you are too full for supper then you are too full for dessert.
  23. No swimming till an hour after eating
  24. If you are too sick to go to school then you are too sick to play.
  25. I'm not going to ask you again.
  26. Do not try on someone Else's glasses or it will ruin your eyes.
  27. Wash your hands
  28. Isn't it past your bedtime.
  29. Get in the tub, you are filthy!
  30. Come back here and walk without stomping your feet.
  31. Come back here and close that door right.
  32. This room looks like a pig sty.
  33. I'm not your maid
  34. Go back and use soap.
  35. Go back and use toothpaste.
  36. I have eyes in the back of my head.
  37. You better stop rolling your eyes like that.
  38. Pick up your feet.
  39. Were you born in a barn? Shut the door!
  40. Put that down, you don't know where it's been.
  41. Put that down, you might get lice (or worms, depending on what we picked up)
  42. Get that out of your mouth (or nose, or ear, or off your head)
  43. You had better change your attitude before I give you an attitude adjustment.
  44. I told you no!
  45. Tell your friends it is time to go home!
  46. Chew with your mouth closed.
  47. You will eat it and you will like it.
  48. I'm not asking, I am telling!
  49. If you can't say something nice then don't say anything at all.
  50. What is your problem?

I know there were many more sayings that she used when I was younger, but, I wanted to leave room for some of you to add some in the comments if you like.  I would love to hear them.

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Diana Bauder said...

When it came to my Mom's bad habits, she was honest. She'd tell us "Do as I say, not as I do,"
I enjoyed your fun Momisms. I actually posted a new blog entry Monday night entitled "Momisms".

Debra Howard said...

Mom's do seem to all have their little sayings. That momism you have mentioned is one of my dad's sayings lol.